bigger than you

i have always been in the minority:

american indian
female
lesbian
cowgirl.

then i read a statistic that 70% of women over the age of thirty, in this country, are over-weight.
fat.
obese.
real porkers.
the very embodiment of "land of the plenty".

finally, i am in the majority.
both in numbers
and sheer mass,
fat chicks rule.

but i have always held for myself a certain aristocratic air.

dirt floors, screenless windows
no electricity
and no plumbing aside,
i knew i belonged to a ruling class.

big girls.

has a really nice ring.

i am big enough, strong enough
and take up most of the available space.

so back up super models,
the new oppressed minority.
time to get organized and take those waifish stick figures that pass for sexy
down to the chick-fil-a
and super size yourself.

join the growing ranks
(and i do mean "growing")
of big-ass women
who reckon with sexy on a whole different level.

luscious!
you can call me that if you like.
along with
ample.
bosomy.
plush.
generous.
gratuitous, even.

but don't call me anything less than lovely.

i am the majority.
i rule.
and i am way bigger than you.